Porn Bloopers!

Are you like me and consider porn stars to be the luckiest people on earth? Their job is just so fucking awesome I feel like the women have winning Lotto tickets hidden up their snatches or the guys jism is actually crude oil (and we all now fucking expensive that shit is now!) Either you’re getting to fuck some of the hottest, big-tittied sluts around or you’re getting a steady diet of ten-inch cocks — Its a win-win situation for everybody! Meanwhile you’re trapped in a work cubicle surrounded by people you hate and a King Douche of a boss . . . And what are you doing when no one is looking? Watching porn of course!

However this footage here reassures everyone that the pussy isn’t always tighter on the other side of the bush. As a matter of fact porn looks downright dangerous with starlets nearly breaking their necks walking on 6-inch “fuck me” pumps, acrobatic orgies losing the battle to gravity and collapsing into tight bodied pile-ups and, of course, the dreaded mid-coital farting.

So feel free to enjoy this and remember no matter who you are “Shit Happens” . . . Just ask the chicks from “Two-Girls-One-Cup”.