July 2008

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My porn appreciation goes back a very long way — The 80s, as a matter of fact. One of the biggest stars of that era was the beautiful brunette Christie Canyon who had a ginormous pair of natural jugs second to none. Back in the day she was such a fave of yours truly that I wore through more than one videocassette (Remember those?) of her movies. So with that in mind I thought I’d share the experience of Christie taking cock . . . Double cock as a matter of fact. Sorry I’m unable to do anything about the ridiculous haircuts on the studs in the scene but like I mentioned it was the 80s; yet somehow I think you’ll still find something to enjoy in the “blast” from the past.

Wondering what’s the latest exercise fad with Soccer Moms out in good ole suburbia? Its not Pilates . . . Or yoga . . . Or even pole dancing aerobics . . . Based on the clip above it looks the new way to make a MILF sweat is gathering a few friends together, hand out the dildos and then proceed to fuck yourself silly. The lovely ladies in the clip above are definitely giving their pussy muscles a serious workout. By their simultaneous moans and wails it also appears that they’re starting to feel the burn too. In other words these housewives are really desperate . . . To cum!

Now that Nia has finally turned 18 years old, she can live out her life’s dream . . . To become a stripper. It all started when Nia was younger and watched the movie SHOWGIRLS at her friend Paula’s house while her parents were away. She loved how the dancers in the movie got to wear super sexy clothes. But even more so was all the attention they got from guys (and even some girls too!) Before the movie was even over Nia imagined herself up onstage.

So now here she was practicing on her dancing before she started hitting the local gentlemen’s clubs for a job. The only problem was the more she did it, the more Nia turned herself on. Her hands acted as if they had all mind all there own, caressing her smooth curves, pinching her rock hard nipples and even rubbing her throbbing pussy through her shorts. Nia had already fingerbanged herself five times today and knew she could keep going all night . . . Oh well, Nia thought, what was wrong with mixing some business and pleasure?

Now that Nia is living out her pipe dream, feel free to do the same, viewers . . . Since, after seeing this clip, all of you are gonna be dreaming about laying pipe to the adorable Nia.

I’ve always considered myself to be an equal opportunity pussy hound. The girl can be white, brown, black or even greenish-blue (as long as she’s not a corpse), all I’m interested in is that moist, pink center. But even with that sort of mentality I’ve never really thought about boning Indian women, mainly because I’ve never really come across any of them. But after seeing this clip I realize that I have truly been missing out on some seriously hot twat (who like to Latinas appear to be just as spicy as their foods).

In the clip a sexy Indian woman with some awesome, natural tits performs some cocksucking on one guy while another guy fingers her snatch, causing her to shapely body to squirm around like a Bollywood dancer on speed. You just know from this reaction, as well as her aggressive blow job technique, that this bitch is craving some fuck time so hardcore that she’ll lose one of her lives in the process.

So enjoy the clip while I mosey on down to the nearest Indian restaurant to see what I can burn my tongue on . . .

With the summer Olympics we thought it was time to offer up a little sports Adult Video Blog style. And with that you get to watch a quartet of nude cuties and beauties (in all colors and shapes) playing to win a game of volleyball, despite their massive jugs occasionally getting in the way. One competitive blonde even does an impressive reverse tumble just to make the shot, not even remotely concerned about ending up with a sandy cooch. I myself have never been especially interested in sports (except of course for the cheerleader cam). But they ever start getting played this way I’ll be watching ESPN 24/7 . . . Of course it’ll be with lube in one hand and my cock in the other.

Tegan and Sia had been B-F-F-s since the third grade. Not only were they THE hottest blondes with the tightest bodies at school but also were part of the exclusive “Chicks Elite” — The most powerful clique at Deep Valley High. But all that came to an end when Tegan discovered her boyfriend Josh was cheating on her with Sia. She could care less about Josh . . . But how could her bestest friend pull some shit like this?!?!?!

She stayed far away from Sia for the next few weeks since at times Tegan’s anger felt downright murderous. But then came the time where she had to call this bitch on her shit. So she showed up early one weekend morning at Sia’s house, knowing her parents were out of town. As soon as Sia opened the front door, Tegan’s rage erupted and she leveled that whore with a fierce slap. Strewn on the ground, Sia was quick to retort by forcefully clamping ahold of Tegan’s snatch. The next thing they knew both girls were rolling on the floor, slapping faces, yanking hair, shredding clothes . . .
And just as suddenly Tegan was shocked to discover Sia hungrily suckling her rock hard nipples. In response, she slipped her fingers through Sia’s torn panties and into her sopping wet cunt. The girls mouths then met for a tough but tender kiss, tongues teasing each other . . .

Since then Tegan and Sia made a vow to never let another man get between them. And who needs them anyway since the girls were now B-F-F-F (Best Fucking Friends Forever). =)

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Heather had always been a good girl — Obeyed her parents, got good grades and said her prayers at night. But that all changed one day when her body started feeling kind of funny. She started noticing the pert tits and round asses of other female students as well as the thick bulges packed away in the pants of the guys. Heather’s pussy-kitty also started to ache something awful with her sometimes waking up to discover her “Little Mermaid” panties drenched wet. It wasn’t long after that she also discover how much pleasure she got from teasing her “dirty hole” with her fingers . . . While imagining doing doing all kinds of naughty and nasty things (like she’d sometimes seen when she would “accidentally” wander onto one of the porn sites on the internet) with her all-time fave teacher, Mister Mandrake. Sometimes Heather would swear she’d catch him staring at her. The idea that he knew of her fantasies about him made her blush. WHAT IF HE KNEW?!!! . . . And then one of those new bad thoughts occurred to Heather, causing her body to do that funny tingling again — WHAT IF SHE TOLD HIM? . . .

Sharina knows she’s got her shit going on hardcore. In addition to being quite fine, she’s got an ass that makes even black girls jealous. Just when she walks down the street in hoochie shorts with her sweet chocolate cheeks peeking out, Sharina sees hard-ons of all colors. Don’t matter what race a man is, he knows a fat, juicy butt when he sees one . . . And has got to have it! But that don’t necessarily means he can handle it . . . Sharina has taken on cocks of all shapes and sizes but once she’s riding cowgirl working her shit, slamming down that booty, every single one of these studs has been turned into a two-minute man. Needless to say, this has left her frustrated and horny as a motherfucker. Think you’re “up” to Sharina’s ass task?

What is about redheads? Is those flaming auburn tresses? Or the fire crotch down below? Or maybe its just the Fun Fact that redheads have three times the sexual drive than other women? Wherever those charms may lie there’s just something absolutely fucking magical about them. And yours truly is not above falling under that spell himself — You can keep your blonde Britney, brunette Jessica Alba or raven haired Megan Fox, I’ll take Lindsay Lohan over them any day of the week. The fact that she’s a troublemaker, alcoholic, cock-fiend bad girl only underlines the fact that her natural hair color is a physical indication she is a spawn of Satan.

So what does any of this have to do with today’s clip . . . Duh, it features a scorching redhead who is so intoxicating that despite being bare assed naked, she still makes your dick rock hard as she slips a pair of black stockings off her long, shapely gams. There’s also a little something special for you foot fetishist out there as she gives you a glorious close-up of her tootsies.

I said it before and I’ll say it again . . . FUCKIN’ REDHEADS, MAN!

Having decided he wanted to see what all the fuss was about white girls, Thomas found the two blondest, hottest (and hopefully freakiest) bitches he could find amongst the escort ads. After they took turns savoring the flavor of his black cock, he decided it was time for him to now sample that vanilla poon. He chose Lea because she had the bigger, rounder ass. Thomas then proceeded to fuck her doggie-style so he could watch himself punish that shit with his ramming rod. Lea loved it so much that she became distracted from eating Josie’s dripping, hot snatch. However, Thomas made it up to Josie a few minutes later by going balls deep on her, missionary-style. An inflamed Lea laid beside them, watching on while furiously fingerbanging herself. It wasn’t long after that Thomas rewarded both the whores with pearl-white necklaces that perfectly complimented their soft, porcelain skin.

Meanwhile, Lea was busy eating out Josie’s dripping hot snatch

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