Brandi Gets A Free Facial . . . While Supplies Last

You know those cable shows they throw together featuring supposedly racy, “uncensored” commercials from around the world?  While some of the ads are pretty damn amusing, they’re actually about as sexy and provocative as those ancient b&w “cheesecake” pics of your grandma wearing those knee-length bathing suits (Unless you’re into that kind of sick shit, ya freak!).  

But the clip above could easily be used as the real deal.  The stars are big blue-eyed redhead Brand and . . . A cock (Being uncredited it could belong to anyone from Bruce Willis to that creepy guy living in your alley).  While a bored Brandi flips through a magazine within “spitting difference” of it, the meat muscle is being pumped at full steam ahead until . . . SPOILER ALERT! . . . A splooge of “population pudding” splashes all over the side of her face.  Brandi’s baby face suddenly lights up like she’s getting to go shopping with Hannah Montana.

With that the ad almost writes itself . . . 100 % ALL-NATURAL HAPPY FACE FACIAL CREAM — IT WON’T JUST PUT A SMILE ON YOUR FACE BUT YOUR BOYFRIEND’S TOO.  NOW IN NEW PINEAPPLE JUICE FLAVORED!