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If you’re a real ass man (like myself) or couldn’t get enough of sexy porn star Katja Kassin then your prayers have been answered, which is kinda appropriate since this is Sunday’s blog. And since she took an absolutely ferocious DP yesterday we decided to allow her to shoot some less intense/more casual footage for today. Clad in a skimpy bikini Katja offers up some sexy poses and moves that highlight her amazing apple-bottom ass. The lucky bastard cameraman is even able to shove several fingers up her pink, puckered asshole and then savor the taste. THIS is definitely girl after my own cock!

It was kinda embarrassing for rising porn starlet Adrianna Faust. Here she was literally just back in L.A. from an exotic porn shoot in tropical Hawaii the last few weeks. She had a friend run her all over town catching up to pay off her all her late bills with her newly received funds. But when Adrianna was dropped off at the parking lot to pick up her Mercedes, she realized she didn’t have a dollar left to her name to pay the storage fees. Luckily the attendant recognized her so she flirted and even signed an autograph for him. But by the look in his eye and the bulge in his pants, she realized it was gonna take a little more than that. The next thing she knew Adrianna was having her gear box shifted on the oily floor of the place. Besides getting to dodge the storage fees, Adrianna was also very pleased to discover the attendant gave her an even better ride than her Mercedes . . . And was much more fuel-efficient to boot!

When porn beauty Andie Valentino first started off in porn she was an expert on all-things-dick. However when it came to anything-pussy the only experience she had was with her own cute little twat. Since she had a big lesbian orgy scene the next day with some of the biggest starlets in The Biz, Andie decided she needed to get some serious experience under her skirt. And fast. Luckily pussy-pounder extraordinaire April Blossom was more than willing to offer a helping hand . . . And fingers . . . And tongue. After getting over her initial shyness Andie starting to doing some serious cramming the rest of the night.

The next day Andie was so fucking hot in her scene, devouring snatch and fingering any hole in her vicinity, that Audrey, Sasha and Jesse invited her to “party like a porn star” with them for a night on the town.

But that is another story . . .

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Are you like me and consider porn stars to be the luckiest people on earth? Their job is just so fucking awesome I feel like the women have winning Lotto tickets hidden up their snatches or the guys jism is actually crude oil (and we all now fucking expensive that shit is now!) Either you’re getting to fuck some of the hottest, big-tittied sluts around or you’re getting a steady diet of ten-inch cocks — Its a win-win situation for everybody! Meanwhile you’re trapped in a work cubicle surrounded by people you hate and a King Douche of a boss . . . And what are you doing when no one is looking? Watching porn of course!

However this footage here reassures everyone that the pussy isn’t always tighter on the other side of the bush. As a matter of fact porn looks downright dangerous with starlets nearly breaking their necks walking on 6-inch “fuck me” pumps, acrobatic orgies losing the battle to gravity and collapsing into tight bodied pile-ups and, of course, the dreaded mid-coital farting.

So feel free to enjoy this and remember no matter who you are “Shit Happens” . . . Just ask the chicks from “Two-Girls-One-Cup”.

Unlike most of her homegirls, Shalonda loves herself some white dick. See the thing is that while all her friends are putting up with the shit of black guys, she gets treated like the Nubian princess she is by horny white boys . . . Especially when she shows them back big ass booty of hers and how it seems to have a life all its own, But what REALLY takes these guys down for the count are her dick sucking skills. Its a natural talent to her and she can do better than any white bitch (or even any other color bitch for that matter). She loves looking up at the guy while she’s got her blow-job lips wrapped around his cock. They just look so . . . grateful.

Starla Light, Starla Tight
The Biggest Titties I’ve Seen All Night
I wish I May, I Wish I Might
Fuck That Slut Hard And Raw Tonight

Blonde cutie Starla Sterling had planned on going to the beach today. But her B-F-Fs flaked out on her . . . . Again. Her only choice was to ask for a lift from the new neighbors, who were actually a pair of really cute guys. So much so she wasn’t even offended when Ramone made his offer — “A ride for a ride”. As a matter of fact once she saw the size of his huge cock, Starla was more than happy to accept the lift. She didn’t even bother to fully remove her bikini, which barely contained her massive boobs anyhow. The next thing she knew Starla was getting her big ass pounded as Ramone rammed her doggie style on the living room couch. And all the while roommate Matt had his camcorder in one hand and his equally ginormous tool in the other. A giddy Starla realized she was gonna racking up some serious miles today . . . And the best part was that she didn’t even have to chip in for gas money. =)

You just know that when an ass distracts you away from a giant pair of giant, dangling jugs and some supernatural cock sucking skills it must be apple bottom perfection. And that’s exactly what Tiffany casually offers up beneath her little pink skirt while bent down on all fours working through her lunch of salami-and-a-protein shake. Now just imagine yourself offering a second helping of man steak to her tight pussy while pounding and punishing those sweet, full ass cheeks.

Fasten your seat belt its gonna be a bumpy ride!


An apple a day is suppose to keep the doctor away . . . But an apple-bottom girl like Jenni is likely to put your ass in the hospital. The way she grinds her ass into the camera is like an offer to sample the most forbidden fruit your cock will ever taste. This is one sexy bitch who’ll charm your snake into submission, grinding those ripe, juicy cheeks against your balls until you’re spitting out your own seed all over them. Just seeing how hard this bitch slaps her ass red should tell you she’s comes to play . . . rough. So I’m imagining that tasty little snatch inbetween doesn’t take any prisoners either. So check it out while polishing your banana . . .

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