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We guys think we’re pretty fucking clever. We insist on having our “guys’ night out” which we know will pretty consist of getting drunk, hitting a strip joint, spending all our money on lap dances and then try to negotiate for some stripper pussy with a credit card (that has an insane 25% interest rate). We then sneak into the bedroom late reeking of booze, cigarettes and knockoff perfume. As we slip into bed beside our sleeping wife/girlfriend we’re pretty proud of ourselves for once again getting away with shit like this.

However, what we don’t know . . . Until now at least . . . is what all our girlfriends are up to all that time. We imagine when they get together its to sip wine, watch THE NOTEBOOK (again!) and discuss what awesome boyfriends we are. In actuality, as you will see from the clip above, these young ladies slip out of their clothes, play with their latest “toys” (and strap-ons) and proceed to fuck each other with the ruthlessness of prison inmates.

So the next time you’re having one of those “guys’ night out” keep in mind what’s going at that “girls’ night in” . . . And the many different things going IN to your GIRL.

Well, we’re in the middle of the dog days of summer. And needless to say its been fucking hot . . . Correction, MOTHERfucking hot. Its the best time to crack open a nice cold one and swig that sucker down in one, fell swoop. Know what its also the best time for? Its the best time for some nice, dirty outdoor boning. (And if you do decide to do it, please be considerate enough to have a female partner; preferably a white-hot looking porn star).

So put these two together and you get you daily clip above. It features cutie-pie teen Haley getting a mish-position dick slamming from an Eminem wannabe. With her perfect, natural titties rhythmically bouncing around, she moans with genuine pleasure . . . Until she erupts with a burst of pussy juice to cool him off from the Valley afternoon heat. That is what I call being considerate!

Now if you only had a girl who could squirt been upon orgasm . . . In other words, the perfect woman.

Just in time for Summer comes (pun definitely intended) Nadia Stylez whose cute little cooze sprays like a broken fire hydrant when you dick her just right. In fact, after hearing the adorable little fuck bunny cry out in her baby-doll voice “Gimme, gimme, gimme!” in regards to our guy’s cock, you’ll be jerking off to this footage until you’re completed dehydrated.

Now if Nadia were a smart cookie, she’d find a way to bottle and sell her plentiful cunt fluids. Not long after that its guaranteed everyone from Corona to Pepsi would be filing for bankruptcy.